Crazy Quotes
😜 It's been 70+ years, Tom. You're never going to eat Jerry..!!
😜 I'm Jealous Of My Parents... I'll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!
😜 I really need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying.
😜 If life gives you lemons, just add vodka.
😜 We are WTF generation .... WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook :D
😜 I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep
😜 My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
😜 I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide
😜 Save water drink beer.
😜 Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk
😜 The human brain is amazing. It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born, and only stops when we take exam or are in love.
😜 I love my job only when I'm on vacation.....
😜 I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone. :)
😜 Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
😜 Sorry... I'm not Rihanna. I don't love the way you lie.
😜 I am not addicted to WHATS APP. I only use it when I have time ....... lunch time, break time, bed time, this time, that time, any time, all the time. :)
😜 It may look like I'm deep in thought, but 99% of the time I'm just thinking about what food to eat later.
😜 Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.
😜 I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!
😜 The only thing I gained so far in THIS YEAR is weight :)
😜 I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
😜 Laughing at your own texts before you send them because you are so damn funny.
😜 I Like to study.. Arithmetic - NO ... world history - NO .... chemistry - NO .... GIRLS - YES!!!
😜 I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them :
😜 If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wanted them either :)
😜 If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I'll tell you more.
😜 If college has taught us anything, it's texting without looking :)
😜 Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook.
😜 If life gives you lemons, just add vodka.
😜 I am sure I have a defective iPhone, I keep pressing the home button and I'm still at work.
😜 Life is too short smile while you still have teeth...
😜 Life is Short - Chat Fast!
😜 I'm Jealous Of My Parents... I'll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!
😜 I really need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying.
😜 If life gives you lemons, just add vodka.
😜 We are WTF generation .... WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook :D
😜 I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep
😜 My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
😜 I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide
😜 Save water drink beer.
😜 Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk
😜 The human brain is amazing. It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born, and only stops when we take exam or are in love.
😜 I love my job only when I'm on vacation.....
😜 I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone. :)
😜 Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
😜 Sorry... I'm not Rihanna. I don't love the way you lie.
😜 I am not addicted to WHATS APP. I only use it when I have time ....... lunch time, break time, bed time, this time, that time, any time, all the time. :)
😜 It may look like I'm deep in thought, but 99% of the time I'm just thinking about what food to eat later.
😜 Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.
😜 I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!
😜 The only thing I gained so far in THIS YEAR is weight :)
😜 I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
😜 Laughing at your own texts before you send them because you are so damn funny.
😜 I Like to study.. Arithmetic - NO ... world history - NO .... chemistry - NO .... GIRLS - YES!!!
😜 I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them :
😜 If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wanted them either :)
😜 If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I'll tell you more.
😜 If college has taught us anything, it's texting without looking :)
😜 Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook.
😜 If life gives you lemons, just add vodka.
😜 I am sure I have a defective iPhone, I keep pressing the home button and I'm still at work.
😜 Life is too short smile while you still have teeth...
😜 Life is Short - Chat Fast!
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